Hee! Right up in my top 10 words are "Sam" and "Frodo". (I'm sure you are all shocked by that.)
But at this point, "Sam" leads "Frodo" 1178 to 1056. (That many times? Damn, that can't be right!)
*wanders off to ponder this imbalance*
"Oh, Frodo, oh, yesss, Frodo, aaaah, Frodooooo!"
That should help.