So, OK, that kid I mentioned a couple of days ago? Here's why I love high school.

Wednesday: Him: Why did I get a zero?
Me: Well you weren't here when I was checking notes, were you?
Him: Hmmmmm

Thursday: Him: I have ALL the notes! Let me show you.
Me: All right then. Good job.

Friday: Him: I have to see the counselor about a schedule issue.
Me: (Knowing that it is also 1st lunch, but also 1st week and a whole lot of kids have issues.) Alllllriiight. *gives skeptical eye* I'm trusting you on this. Be back as soon as you can.
Him: *back in a reasonable amount of time* What did I miss? Let me get it all done. Hey, do you remember my sister?
Me: *desperately trying to remember a female Navarro* Well, I know I didn't have her last year.
Him: Oh no, it was 3 years ago.
Me: Well the name is familiar, but I know I'd remember her if I saw her.
Him: *produces phone with photo*
Me: *girl looks vaguely familiar* Of course! Say hi for me!
Him: *stars in eyes**got no more problems with this guy*