The OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1!11 meme

[elderberrywine]

I usually don't post these things, but this was too horrific to let pass by.

You know, I am truly NOT an elf person. *snort*

Your Lord of the Rings Future... by brooke1202
Name
Favorite Color
Favorite Food
You will marry
You will have this many kids	28
You cheat on him with
He cheats on you with
You have the best talks with
And the best sex with
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Comments

[angharad001.livejournal.com]

Thinking about prolapse (28 kids!!!!!)

I'm not an Elvish person either but good sex with smelly ranger?

I might have to go do this one just to be squicked--hehehehe!

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

Smelly ranger must like pregnant women, because seems like that's going to be my permanent state.

Eeeeeyew. Twice was way more than enough. And WHERE are my hobbits, we wantss to know, preciousss? (Except Bilbo, because, uh, no.)

((Oh, hey, I guess I'd talk to him.))

[angharad001.livejournal.com]

See mine, darlin' . . . Lurtz?????? He!

But only nine offspring . . . two was more than enough for me also.

*huggings* and Yeah, I think I'd rather talk with Bilbo than Saruman ;) Theoden's nice . . . he could tell a few tales over a few cups of mead ;)

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* yeah, I did, but you got Saaaaaam. *bwahsobsnort*

I'd even talk to Saruman for that.

"Dude. Nice nails."

[angharad001.livejournal.com]

*falling about* I thought I'd say say something along the lines of "These eugenic experiments of yours, are you sure the ethics committee is . . . sorry . . . er . . ."

[semyaza.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll have to do this one, because it's quite horrendous, isn't it?

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

You have no idea.....

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Hey, when I tried it, I was told I'd be marrying...Gimli.

It went downhill from there.

The only consolation was that I had the best sex with Boromir. Considering he was the first guy in the films I had the hots for, that wasn't too bad a consolation.

Still...*shudder*

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, in comparison with Gimli, I would rather imagine that Boromir would shine.

But the real question is how many kids would you have. Because, you know, 28? Even Rosie knew to stop at 13. Even The Eyes couldn't lure me into that. Damn.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

It said I'd have 8 kids. But you know, 8 kids with...Gimli.

Besides, 8 kids is 8 too many in my book. AND they'd be with...Gimli.

And then the damn thing said I'd cheat on him with...Bilbo.

ARRRGHHGHGH! No frigging wonder I'd think sex with priggish ol' Boromir would be a hoot!

*sobs* Where's my Frodo? Doesn't he fancy me anymore?
*goes off to weep dramatically*

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

Aaaaw. Think of the furry lil' tykes. Braiding their beards before you send them off to school - both the boys and girls...

Why, it just gives me warm fuzzies all over!


And who could resist Bilbo. Sex on a stick, that one.


*snorfle*

Well, I guess you can be thankful Gimli wasn't cheating on you with Frodo.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Oh, THAT would be too much to bear. We'd have ended up on the cover of the National Enquirer - WOMAN STABS DWARF HUSBAND 87 TIMES IN JEALOUS RAGE. "He Cheated On Me! And With My Hobbit Sweetie!, Wife cried as she was led off in chains by Ranger Squad. Shire denizens mystified."

Nope. He's cheating on me with Arwen. Well, he can have her, the faithless bint. Just wait 'til I tell the King!

[anna-burrows.livejournal.com]

Man, 28 elf-children. Uh, good luck with that?

And yeah, you totally got ripped off on the hobbits! :)

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

Yeah, really, who would have guessed that Elrond was such a stud?

It's just because my name begins with an "e", I know it. *sulks*





Wants me hobbitses.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Well, you can be consoled that they won't be leaving you all alone - EVER. 28 immortal children. How long do elves stay in diapers? Yikes!